You Have Died Of Diarrhea Lettuce Shirt | Retro Pixel Art Food Safety Humor Tee | Vintage Gaming Meme | E. Coli Romaine Gift
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You Have Died Of Diarrhea Lettuce Shirt | Retro Pixel Art Food Safety Humor Tee | Vintage Gaming Meme | E. Coli Romaine Gift - Plus size up to 5x
You have died of diarrhea lettuce.
This retro pixel art tee brings that classic green-screen gaming energy to the salad that keeps trying to kill us all. Featuring an original pixel art design with covered wagon, ox, and frontier scene in iconic green-on-black monochrome style.
Perfect for anyone who's ever side-eyed a bag of pre-washed romaine, loves retro gaming aesthetics, or wants to wear their leafy green trust issues in pixel form.
Makes a great gift for the friend who won't shut up about the latest recall, the grocery store worker who's pulled romaine off the shelf for the fifth time this year, the food safety nerd, or anyone who just wants to eat a salad without checking the CDC website first.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
You Have Died Of Diarrhea Lettuce Shirt | Retro Pixel Art Food Safety Humor Tee | Vintage Gaming Meme | E. Coli Romaine Gift
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
You have died of diarrhea lettuce.
This retro pixel art tee brings that classic green-screen gaming energy to the salad that keeps trying to kill us all. Featuring an original pixel art design with covered wagon, ox, and frontier scene in iconic green-on-black monochrome style.
Perfect for anyone who's ever side-eyed a bag of pre-washed romaine, loves retro gaming aesthetics, or wants to wear their leafy green trust issues in pixel form.
Makes a great gift for the friend who won't shut up about the latest recall, the grocery store worker who's pulled romaine off the shelf for the fifth time this year, the food safety nerd, or anyone who just wants to eat a salad without checking the CDC website first.
The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 22 ¾ |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 24 ¼ |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 | 25 ¼ |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 39.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 43.2 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 47 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 50.8 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 54.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 58 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 61.5 |
| 5XL | 89 | 81.3 | 64.3 |