I Want to Bite People Greeting Card — Funny Raccoon Card — Skeleton and Raccoon — Dark Humor Card
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I Want to Bite People Greeting Card — Funny Raccoon Card — Skeleton and Raccoon — Dark Humor Card — The Plantriarchy — J. Mari LaCroix Original Art
“How are you doing?”
“I want to bite people.”
The greeting card for when Hallmark doesn’t make one for your specific situation. Which is always.
Send it for a birthday. Send it for no reason. Send it to the friend who texts you unhinged things at 2am and expects no reply, just solidarity. You both know which friend.
Original digital collage art featuring a skeleton and a raccoon on a rooftop under the stars, being more emotionally honest than anyone in your group chat. Made entirely by hand. No generative AI.
Blank inside, because what else is there to say. The raccoon said it.
Part of The Plantriarchy collection by J. Mari LaCroix.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope
I Want to Bite People Greeting Card — Funny Raccoon Card — Skeleton and Raccoon — Dark Humor Card
$0.00
Sale price
$0.00
Regular price
“How are you doing?”
“I want to bite people.”
The greeting card for when Hallmark doesn’t make one for your specific situation. Which is always.
Send it for a birthday. Send it for no reason. Send it to the friend who texts you unhinged things at 2am and expects no reply, just solidarity. You both know which friend.
Original digital collage art featuring a skeleton and a raccoon on a rooftop under the stars, being more emotionally honest than anyone in your group chat. Made entirely by hand. No generative AI.
Blank inside, because what else is there to say. The raccoon said it.
Part of The Plantriarchy collection by J. Mari LaCroix.
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card!
• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colors
• Comes with a complimentary envelope